Monday, August 06, 2007

Funny Business In The Woods

Got up early and met up with Ethan and Jan for a ride at Iron Hill. I don't usually ride there due to all the creepy people that lurk in the parking lots and woods looking for hook ups. But with the race coming up, that's where people are riding, so I figured what the hell, I'll be with people.
Lap 1. Rode with Ethan and Jan. I felt bad as I wasn't having a particularly great day and was kinda dragging ass. Jan on the other hand was feeling spunky. So as we were about to head out for another lap I decided I'd go off by myself and just do part of the lap as I had to pull off soon to get home.
Lap 2. All is good for the first couple sections. Ride them cleanly, knowing the lines I want this time. Then as I am coming up tissue trail, all by myself, I spot 2 guys on the side of the trail. One is facing away from me and standing with his hands over his head like he's being frisked. The other has his pants around his knees, holding his junk, staring right at me the whole time as I ride by. He's didn't even try to pull his pants up or cover himself. Let's just say I was a little taken back by this. I didn't say anything, not even hi. I mean really, what do you say?
I got back to the car and luckily there were several cyclists there. This made me feel better. I got my stuff together and went home. That was enough Iron Hill for me.


Suki said... lord.

I'm too pansy ass to ride by myself ANYWHERE (I fall. I fall, alot)...let alone a freak show hook up spot.

*air kudos*

you've got cajones, girly.

kd said...

so I may rethink my solo pre-ride agenda.

rotten said...

AHHHHH hahahahahahahahahahahhaa


that's effing hilarious.

Frank Brigandi said...

Mmmmkaaay...... sounds like it's time for a paintball recon-ride at Iron Hill.

Of course i'd lock and load with hot pink.

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